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Ivy Black’s Hall of Shame
By burntfilm | November 1, 2008
This is my own little collection of guys who felt like they should say something in private that they wouldn’t normally say in public… Heck, maybe they would. Anyway, just because I’m pretty hot doesn’t mean you should act like a dirtbag.
I’m not sure what these guys goals are, do they want girls to NOT show hot pictures?
If that’s the goal then, yeah, talking dirty nonsense and trying to make them feel cheap is probably the way to go. Sounding like a stalker or absolute pig will help end the epidemic of hotties showing you their asses…
However, if you do like seeing me or any other girl half naked, then there’s no reason to go out of your way to send nasty messages, is there?
No one’s forcing you to even write, but if you do, don’t be a SUCKER!
So here’s some comments I got and some constructive criticism for the authors, we’re trying to make men better at this one dummy at a time.
JOE
To start it off
Here’s Joe, silly bastard has a child on his lap and her writes…
Now aside from the smiley photo with the child there, Joe has pictures of himself with what looks to be his cute girlfriend in his photos section! Joe, you look like you’re a nice boy, but no, I won’t “LET YOU DO ME” if I come up to boston, Where the heck do you even get that phrase “Let me do you” from? It sounds so one sided, like it’s gonna be a hassle for me, as if you’re girlfriend says, “oh, fine, I’ll let you do me, already, jeez, just as long as you promise to quit humpin my leg.”
Anyway, thanks but no thanks hon!!!
xoxo
JAMES
Here’s James. basically asking me to call him for sex. Never met me before, but he decides, hey, why not give her my number…
No thanks, James, not a hooker, definitely not in need of a vague and random booty calls… but I appreciate your wonderfully masculine offer.
DODI
Dodi, you are silly buggers…
Are you asking me if you want to fuck my ass? Is that why there’s a question mark? I’d say yes, you do, if you’re asking… How could you not want to? It’s amazing…
but ASAP? that’s what you put? “I wamt to fuck yr asssssss ASAP”?
You wrote all those extra “S’s”, didn’t check your spelling, and then came with “ASAP”? Weak man… I vote “NO”! Just a lack of effort, I’m honestly disappointed…
xoxo
YOUNG MIC
Young Mic really likes my shower picture…
Of course logicaly, he comes to the conclusion that I need his D between my hips… Oh, but not in the ass, he want’s the pussy!!! 
Ah, thanks for being so clear love, I’m glad my ass had such a great effect on you! The comment is kinda nasty though, when you read it through, sorta makes you sound like a dude who’s never been anywhere near a chick’s ass… which I’m sure isn’t true, but, just saying, that’s how you come off… overcompensating! Maybe you should start out with your D in your HAND hon, until you get some better lines!!
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December 4th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
LMAO
Thats funny shit.
How could you not be totally impressed by those very rare, very special, very articulate guys?
December 19th, 2008 at 10:54 am
What LOSER
Ivy is real person, not a blow up sex doll.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Hi Ryan, thanks for sticking up 4 me hon!
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 am
Funny stuff, although, what did you (Ivy) expect?
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 am
Young mic - what a looser lol,
Don’t listen to him Ivy, I would totally ram your ass!
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 am
Ivy, what did you expect ? You perform nude modelling, so 90% viewers watching your photos are men who want to “relax”.
You shouldn’t be suprised, because in this industry, your salary comes from people who want to “do you(LOL, that was great:))” in their fantasies. And some of those dreams are comes out of their minds an become comments.
My English sucks and what is more i’ve never seen your photos until today, but i hope you understand my words here
Cheers and Merry Christmas to You ;*
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Ha, lol Greg, thanks , I mean, seriously? Who writes like that, and who doesn’t want to nail my ASS?
Yensie: Hi, thanks for commenting, I always expect for there to be some silly guy writing something stupid, but mostly comments are nice.
Weird:
Iif you look at my blog, you’ll see that 90% of all my comments are either NICE, sweet, or funny. Most guys who take time to comment are cool and nice.
Dirty comments are GOOD, love, If someeone says they want to fuck me, that’s fine!
it’s the really really lame and weak comments that make the Hall of Shame - guys who write like idiots! By the way, if a comment is just rude and has no entertainment value, I delete it.
Keep in mind though, more importantly, that it’s all in fun!
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:01 am
Oh! Yeah! woot!
Sweet baby jesus, I would nail it like… assssssap ^^
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